Doritos Flamin' Hot Limón Flavored Tortilla Chips
This variety received comments like "Absolutely gross!" and "Where's the spit cup?" I imagined a plastic lime with "lime juice" falling into a bag of hot chips.
Doritos Spicy Nacho Flavored Tortilla Chips
The fact that it wasn't only spicy confused tasters. Everyone tasted corn. Lacking cheese and spice, they were bland. A taster said they tasted nothing like the original.
Doritos Flamin' Hot Nacho Flavored Tortilla Chips
Bright red chips leave dust and stain your fingers, but they taste inferior to the scorching hot variant. This was too hot for tasters, but the "spicy" flavor wasn't hot enough.
Doritos Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Tortilla Chips
This taster also liked chicken wings and Buffalo sauce. Everyone agreed ranch tasted subtle. Dip these chips in ranch dressing for best results. Another taster said Buffalo wasn't noticeable either.
Doritos Sweet and Tangy BBQ Flavored Tortilla Chips
These chips were odorless due to food chemistry. After tasting them, they lived up to the label better than anything we placed lower. "Like I dipped a Dorito into barbecue sauce," said one consumer.
Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili Flavored Tortilla Chips
This bag may be the most contentious of the test. One taster commented, "This doesn't need to exist," as I added more to my dish to try. I like strip mall pad thai, therefore these were my favorite two.
Doritos Cool Ranch Flavored Tortilla Chips
"Great to eat when you're drunk" may not sound so good, but this tester was right about a food made largely of artificial colors and multisyllabic compounds. It tastes like authentic Doritos with ranch, which is good.
Doritos Nacho Cheese Flavored Tortilla Chips
These chips endure. We all desire new things, but traditional Doritos is best. I like the cheese. One satisfied taster stated it has the right sprinkling. "It's perfect as nacho cheese," observed another.
Doritos Flamin' Hot Cool Ranch Flavored Tortilla Chips
These small golden things have the perfect blend of savory, spicy, and sweet, the perfect crunch, with the ranch taste calming the heat. The only complaint was that you could consume them for hours if they were less hot.